Wednesday, September 30, 2009

GOODBYE TO GOSSELIN

Jon Gosselin was just fired from TLC – as of Nov 2nd it’ll be Kate plus 8...but even that is on it's last legs (began the season with 9.8 million, Monday was 1.7 – she’s also in talks for a talk show). A source says "Given Jon's recent antics, there was no way the show could continue to portray him as a doting Dad, not while all this other crap was going on." He's now shopping around that divorced dad reality show, but no one wants to watch, so it may not pan out.

DJ AM DEATH AN OVERDOSE

According to the New York City Medical Examiner, DJ AM's death has been ruled an accidental overdose - or in medical terms "acute intoxication" after consuming a lethal cocktail of cocaine, painkillers, sleeping pills and mood-alterers includin OxyContin, Benadryl, Xanax, Ativan and Klonopin.

JT AND JB FINISHED?

Rumor has it JT and JB broke up a month ago - he dumped her. Get US Weekly tomorrow...apparently the whole story's there (and well of course it has to be true!)

YOUR FALL FIX

NCIS: LA is the BREAKOUT hit of the fall TV season so far…almost 20 million ppl watching. (the orig actually a snippet higher). Modern Family on ABC 2nd place…SO FUNNY!! (Flashforward, Cougartown). 2 new shows tonight, Kelsey Grammar in Hank about a big shot CEO in NYC who loses his job and Patricia Heaton in The Middle (plays a used car saleswoman in Indiana).

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE…WITH THE SOUND OF MONEY

The Hills and The City are back tonight. The Hills, back for Season 6. Did some looking and found salary info: The girls get almost $100,000 PER episode (2.5 million per season). Spencer Pratt makes a little less though, about $65,000 per episode. Brody Jenner makes $45,000. By comparison, the Real Housewives (take any city) make $30,000/show. Then add in endorsement deals, clothing lines and personal appearances ($25,000/club/2hrs).

BEYONCE A "YOU KNOW WHAT?"

I’m going to tell you a quick story, you tell me if you think it’s true. Lindsay Lohan was hosting a big Formula One racing concert in Singapore on the weekend with Gwen Stefani, the Peas, and headliner Beyonce. As the story goes, when Beyonce found out Lindsay had the best and biggest dressing room, she kicked her out. She also had a 139 page rider that included 6 beauty chambers, a complete fitness center and an entire air conditioning system. Apparently she wouldn’t share with any of the other artists and ppl were passing out backstage. YAY or NAY?

NO FIRINGS FOR THE F-BOMB!

NBC says that new Saturday Night Live cast member JENNY SLATE, she’s NOT getting fired for dropping the F Bomb during the season premiere. No truth, the show goes on. Oh and since the incident occurred at 12:40AM Eastern Time, SNL is not expected to face any fines from the FCC.

X FACTOR TO USA

If you’ve heard this rumor…looks like it’s true. Simon Cowell’s hit British show the X Factor is coming to the states. He agreed that he’d stay with Idol for 2 more years, if they’d let him bring this little show across the pond – oh and that he’ll make over $103 million dollars doing so.

Monday, September 28, 2009

F-BOMB ANYONE?

NBC censors had their hands full at the premiere of Saturday Night Live. And not with Megan Fox. One of the new cast members Jenny Slate dropped the F Bomb during a sketch (first time it’s happened since 1981), rumor is Lorne Michaels fired her right after the show (don’t think this has happened…yet). Good news, they had time to replace it with freakin for the Western time zones.

CONAN SLIPS

Conan O’Brien should NOT do his own stunts, unless he wants another concussion. On Friday he slipped, fell and hit his head while rehearsing a triathalon sketch with Teri Hatcher, and had to be rushed to the hospital, forcing NBC to air a rerun of the Tonight Show (something they have NEVER done). Looks like he’ll go back to work today to talk to Drew Barrymore.

UMMMM, CONGRATS??

After ONE solid MONTH of dating, Khloe Kardashian got married to LA Lakers forward Lamar Odom last night. Here’s where it gets a little Reality TV’ish though…on Saturday he told her he wanted a pre-nup but lawyers were worried there wouldn’t be enough time. And they couldn’t move the wedding because E! was footing the 1 million dollar bill, and the wedding HAD to be shot that day to become an episode. So…Lamar is now demanding a post nup and some say they’re already hitting road blocks and fighting over the $300,000 they got from the wedding pics. And the 6 million dollar house HAS to have a basketball court.

THE RUMOR MILL CONTINUES…

More Brad and Angie rumors: Angelina threw him out of the house saying this time it’s for good – all they ever do is fight. He has hired a real estate agent to find him a new Paris apartment. A source says “Brad looked scruffy, bloated and unshaven… he looks as if he’s living out of a suitcase.”

AND ANOTHER...

James Michael Tyler, who played ‘Gunther’ on Friends, says Friends The Movie is on for 2011. All 6 core actors are in negotiations and the creators David Crane & Marta Kauffman, have reportedly been drafted to write and produce the movie.

YOUR FALL FIX

Well, we have our first cancellation of the TV season. Any guesses? One of the most expensive news shows this season - The Beautiful Life on the CW with Mischa Barton and producer Ashton Kutcher. After 2 episodes, they shut it down mid taping. The Vampire Diaries however has gotten 9 more episodes and Melrose (6 more). Tonight Lie to Me starts again for Season 2, we have ONE new show starting – oh yippee, another medical drama – called Trauma.

Friday, September 25, 2009

DUSTIN THE DORK

Dustin Diamond (Screech) wrote a tell all book…yes, another memoir called Behind The Bell – pretty gritty. Goes on sale Tuesday but I have some snippets. He said Mark Paul Gosselaar (Zack) used steroids and put on 25lbs in a month, that everyone did drugs on set (even though he didn’t see it), that Mario Lopez (AC Slater) slept with everyone he could and they made Tiffani Thiessen lose weight. He also slams guest stars on the show- calling Fred Savage a douche nozzle and Neil Patrick Harris an a-hole. Mark-Paul Gosselaar denies all the allegations, telling Us Weekly, quote, "We weren't in rehab and Mr. Belding wasn't my crack dealer."

TWILIGHT INJURY?!?

First…don’t panic with what I’m about to tell you, he’s OK. Jackson Rathbone who plays Jasper Hale in Twilight had a bit of an accident on the set in Vancouver. He was rehearsing a fight scene, he hurt his hand, he went to the hospital, he is fine.

SETTLE IN - MAJOR SHOWS BACK!

Friday

Law & Order- 20th season
Ghost Whisperer- flashes 5 years into the future
Medium
Numb3rs
Brothers- Former football star and current Fox NFL analyst MICHAEL STRAHAN adds "sitcom actor" to his list of accomplishments. He plays a -- surprise, surprise -- retired NFL star who's forced to move home to his family, which includes a wheelchair-bound brother, in Houston.
Dollhouse
Smallville

Saturday

Saturday Night Live, 11:30 p.m.: Jennifer's Body actress MEGAN FOX hosts the 35th-season premiere of SNL, which features U2 as the musical guest.

Sunday

Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Desperate Housewives: Who is Mike Delfino's bride?
Brothers & Sisters
The Amazing Race
Cold Case
The Simpsons
The Cleveland Show
Family Guy
American Dad
Dexter
Californication

Thursday, September 24, 2009

MACKENZIE PHILLIPS ON OPRAH

Well, this has certainly dominated the news the last couple days. MacKenzie Phillips (from One Day at a Time) – was on Oprah yesterday talking about her memoirs- called High On Arrival, exposing that she and her Dad (the late John Phillips from the Mamas and the Papas) were in an incestuous relationship for almost 10 years. She was VERY candid with Oprah, telling her that she eventually put a stop to the relationship after a decade, when she became pregnant and was unsure of the baby's father, also claiming her dad paid for an abortion.

The REASON she wanted to go on Oprah was to admit that although the relationship eventually became consensual, she wanted to put a FACE on the problem, because sadly it happens more than we know. She also goes on record to say they were BOTH HEAVILY influenced by massive amounts of drugs/alcohol. “I THINK MY FATHER WAS NOT A BAD MAN. HE WAS KIND OF A TESTAMENT TO WHAT DRUGS AND ALCOHOL IN HUGE QUANTITIES CAN DO TO A PERSON'S PRIORITIES AND MOTIVES”.

(Michelle Phillips, who was married to John from 62 to 70 doesn’t believe a word of it, saying “she had a needle stuck up her arm for 35 years…but if she thinks it’s true, why isn’t she with a good psychiatrist on a couch? She also says “I think it’s unforgiveable that Oprah would LET her do her show!”)

I believe Oprah even made the comment, “Will someone call tomorrow to tell us this is all a lie?” – she’s been burned before by a MEMOIR… "A Million Little Pieces," James Frey from a few years ago…MacKenzie’s book is now in stores.

ARE THE SPICIES REUNITING?

They're girls, they can be bitches and they sing in stadiums. They also might be reuniting! WHO AM I TALKING ABOUT? Mel B - Scary Spice may have dropped a BIG hint by tweeting the vague message, "Spice Girls, stadiums??????”

ANDERSON AND KELLY?

"Live with Anderson and Kelly"? No, this is a rumor. Anderson Cooper is NOT replacing Regis next year. Reg is not retiring. EVER.

YOUR FALL FIX…

One of the most-hyped new shows of the fall premieres tonight – it’s called FlashForward. People black out for 2 minutes and 17 seconds and see the future…based on a book, produced by the ppl behind Batman…Grey’s is also back tonight 2 hrs of crying…oh and the 10th season of CSI the orig.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

LET’S PLAN KEVIN’S BACHELOR PARTY!

Kevin Jonas has picked his best man/men – it’s Joe and Nick (DUH). Next on the list, is planning his bachelor party! It’ll be good clean fun, with friends and family. No Vegas, they want to go somewhere cooler and better. K let’s make a list -- Six Flags? The Mall of America, Disney? Lego Land? Sea World? Toys R Us, McDonald’s ball pit, Chuck E Cheese.

LOCKLEAR’S BACK!

Melrose alert, down another 21% in viewers…NO ONE is watching, so they anti’ed up the cash and have secured Heather Locklear to come back November 17th. I doubt it’ll even make it to then – they’re billing it as a MASSIVE comeback. We’ll see…

JT’S NEW GIG

Justin Timberlake just got a new gig – he’ll star in a movie called The Social Network…basically it tells the story of how Facebook got started. He’ll play Sean Parker, Napster’s co-founder and Facebook’s original president.

FED’S NEW GIG

Kevin Federline is massive…if you’ve seen pics lately, he’s put on a LOT of weight and some say he won’t stop gaining until someone pays him to lose it (rumors of a weight loss product endorsement deal) - Whether or not that’s happening, he has been cast in the new season of Celebrity Fit Club. Shar Jackson, one of his exes is on it too – along with Nicole Eggart from Charles in Charge/Baywatch. (2010)..

LINDSAY HEADED FOR MELTDOWN

Ted Cassablanca from E! Online is going on record to say that Lindsay Lohan was seen doing crystal meth IN the open, at a party, then had a total meltdown. He goes on to say, you’re getting so pathetic we’re not even bothering to make you a blind item for people to guess about. We’re this close to outing you (pretty sure they just did) thanks to your highly visible, most recent drug stunt. You used to have the potential to be a big player in Hollywood, but now at this rate, it won’t be much longer…

YOUR FALL FIX

So far, DWTS and House are the highest ranked fall shows. Lowest- Heroes and Jay Leno…Now- tonight for new shows: hospital drama number 5000 – Mercy, Also – Eastwick, Modern Family with Ed ONeill (Al Bundy from Married With Children- this actually looks REALLY funny), Cougartown with Courtney Cox Arquette. Returning shows- Criminal Minds and CSI NY are back.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

LINDSAY LOHAN THE CAT BURGLAR??

Cops arrested the dude who broke into Lindsay Lohan’s house, 18 yr old Nicolas Prugo. Here’s the thing though – they’re friends, several ppl who worked with Lindsay on the set of her movie Labor Pains said that they were ALWAYS together – If THAT checks out, she could be the 2nd person involved in the robbery. If that’s the case, Miss Lohan could be in massive trouble.

THE HOFFER'S EAR ISSUES


You may have heard The Hoffer was rushed to the hospital Sunday night…they thought because of drinking, now we’re hearing that he lost his equilibrium after taking the drug Antivert which he was taking to treat an ear infection. I guess though, it apparently interacted with another drug he takes called Antabuse, which helps people quit drinking.

YOUR FALL FIX...

Tonight: Christian Slater’s show My Own Worst Enemy didn’t work last year, so this year he’s trying The Forgotten (from the makers of CSI), We also have NCIS and NCIS LA with LL and Chris ODonnell.

EMMY's VS NFL

Well the ratings for the Emmy’s were UP, massively from other years…13 million people tuned in, which was good news for host Neil Patrick Harris…unfortunately 25 million were watching the Dallas Cowboys play in their new fancy stadium.

FIRST SEASON PICK UP

Hey have you watched the new show that’s getting MASSIVE hype Glee? Well, Fox has a TON of confidence – it’s been picked up for a full season already making it the FIRST TV show of the fall season to earn a full-season order...cancellations coming soon.


SHOPPING?

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, 30 Rock: Season 3 and Sean Kingston has a new cd called Tomorrow, out today. He’ll also be on DWTS tomorrow night. Confused?

Friday, September 18, 2009

PATRICK SWAYZE CREMATED

The remains of the "Dirty Dancing" star have been cremated and stored at his lawyer's office, according to his death certificated released today and obtained by E! News. No word yet on plans for a family memorial service.

AVRIL AND DERYCK SPLIT

After 6 ½ years, Avril Lavigne and Deryck (ha-Whibley) have officially split up. Friends since 17, dating since 19, married since 21. D papers any day now…Apparently Avril has already “moved on”. Maybe he’ll get back together with Paris Hilton!

THE JACKSON ALLOWANCE

Well we finally found out how much money Michael Jackson’s kids are getting each month. Katherine, his mom gets a cheque for $86,804 at the beginning of each month to cover housekeepers, drivers and other necessities. Wow that sure beats a regular kid allowance.


IN THEATRES TODAY...

Matt Damon’s new movie The Informant opens in theatres – we can see his ALL BIG MAC/DORITO diet in full effect, this is the movie where he had to gain 40lbs. Love Happens with Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer’s Body with crazy lady Megan Fox and I think the greatest title of all time, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. Think about this concept…an inventor makes a machine that causes your favorite food to FALL from the sky. I’m starving.

GAGA THE FROG?

I have VERY important news. Lady Gaga is NOT dating Kermit the Frog. Earlier this summer, she showed up at an event in Germany wearing a dress made out of Kermit dolls, THEN everyone was stunned when she showed up at the VMAS’s with him as her date. Kermit is going on record though, telling People magazine that the two aren't really dating per se, that he just gave her a lift to the show. And when asked about the making out in the limo – he’s insisting it was just a kiss for good luck. RUMOR has it, he and Piggy are NOT good AND that he’s also QUITE interested in Taylor Swift.

CURB, FOOTBALL AND THE EMMYS!

Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 starts Sunday night, WITH the entire cast of Seinfeld.
Eli Manning goes HEAD TO HEAD with Tony Romo Sunday night (that's football)
The Emmy’s are also Sunday night, we’ll discuss in detail on Monday!

Have an awesome weekend!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

ELLEN VS PAULA?

We may have a war on our hands. Who hasn’t spoken since January 10th, 2007. Who also said the following: “We’re giving you free airtime to promote that junk you sell on QVC and you show up an hour late, how can you be so thoughtless”? Ellen Degeneres/Paula Abdul! Apparently back in 07, Paula was on Ellen, she showed up late and when the taping was finished, Ellen ripped into her backstage. Paula ran to her dressing room sobbing saying how mean Ellen was. Despite all the reports that Paula was so happy for Ellen’s Idol news, a source tells US Weekly that’s NOT the case. DO WE BUY THIS?

WHO ARE YOU WEARING?

People Magazine Best/Worst dressed issue out tomorrow: Taylor Swift wins for Best Sparkle, Beyonce Best Street. Best Men: The Brad’ s- Pitt and Bradley Cooper, Robert Pattinson *cuz Vampires ALWAYS dress well. Fashion rebels: Lady Gaga and MOST memorable: Jessica Simpson’s mom jeans and Kate Gosselin’s hair. WHAT WOULD YOU WIN FOR?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICKY!

Nick Jonas turned 17 yesterday- the bonus Jonas Frankie (little bro) gave him a piano and a ping pong table…SWOON! (haha!)

DANCING WITH THE STARS HONOR PATRICK SWAYZE

Patrick Swayze’s influence on pop culture will be felt on Dancing with the Stars next week. According to multiple reports, the competition's live results show on September 23rd will include a dancing tribute inspired by Swayze's performance as dance instructor Johnny Castle in the classic 1987 film Dirty Dancing.

PINK GOES OUCH!

PINK has separated her shoulder, but that's not stopping her or her Funhouse tour. She posted on Twitter: quote, "It kinda feels like 50 angry invisible demon fairies are stabbing me."

JAY Z RULES

Well JayZ has just topped Elvis. His new CD The Blueprint 3 marks his 11th number one album, Elvis had 10. His next goal? To beat The Beatles, they had 19. Beyonce, in a little hot water, with Abercrombie & Fitch. They’re suing her for calling her new perfume I told you about yesterday. They have a fierce. She can’t have a fierce too.

TV TIME!

PS- Congrats to chicken catcher Kevin Skinner, he won a million dollars and a Vegas contract last night on America’s Got Talent. Tonight Survivor is back for the 19th time, so is Fringe, Parks and Recreation, The Office, and a new comedy with Chevy Chase called Community.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

KANYE SAYS SORRY

Well Kanye ALMOST upstaged Taylor Swift AGAIN..yesterday she was on The View, he called the studio to apologize. Once the taping was finished, she talked to him and apparently accepted his apology. Do you think she kept him on hold the whole hour?

KATE’S NEW DO…AND SHOW?

Stop WHATEVER you’re doing. Kate Gosselin got a new hairdo. Well it may have just been wavy, pretty sure the reverse mullet porcupine weave is still under there…this IS true though…looks like she’s in talks to get her own talk show. Telepictures (who produces Ellen and Tyra) are considering a morning show with Kate Gosselin and Food Network’s Paula Deen. They’re also "looking around and casting for other women to be on the show with them”.

THE BOYS GO DAYTIME

The All American Rejects are gonna be on One Life to Live…playing at Ultraviolet..the nightclub in the town where the show takes place. Mark your calendars for December 4th and December 7th.

YOUR FALL FIX

America’s Got Talent Finale, LC from The Hills guest judge on Top Model and a new show tonight called The Beautiful Life. Produced by Ashton Kutcher – starring the ever changing Mischa Barton.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

PATRICK SWAYZE DIES AT 57

Patrick Swayze passed away yesterday from pancreatic cancer, age of 57. He made 47 movies but he’ll always be remembered for Ghost and Dirty Dancing. What’s your best memory? Mine is the SNL Chippendale skit with Chris Farley.

THE KANYE SITCH CONTINUES…STARS WEIGH IN…

Pink called him a waste and a toolbox.

Kelly Clarkson- "It's absolutely fascinating how much I don't like you.

Russell Brand (host) is the only one on his side, saying everyone makes mistakes.

Katy Perry: "BLEEP U, Kanye. It's like you stepped on a kitten."

Kings of Leon: "We lost. Maybe next year. At least we got to see the worst haircut since 1984 try to steal the spotlight from lovely Taylor Swift."

PS- Kanye blogged again saying "I feel like Ben Stiller in Meet the Parents when he messed up everything and Robert De Niro asked him to leave”. He also told Jay Leno that he's going to take some time off for reflection and analyze how he's going to quote, "make it through the rest of this life."

SHOPPING? WATCHING TV?

X-Men Origins: Wolverine on DVD today (as well as Grey’s Anatomy Season 5).
Kate Gosselin guest co-host of the View today, Taylor Swift performs and Dr Phil gives her advice- tonight BB finale and Biggest Loser premiere!

Monday, September 14, 2009




MTV VMA's - KANYE, GAGA AND MJ!




Lady Gaga arrived at the VMA’s with Kermit – that kind of set the stage for the whole night. She changed outfits 3 or 4 times, in one she looked like a giant red Twizzler or a pepperoni stick.

Then in another it was like a giant bird’s nest around her head - - or she looked like the abominable snowman from those old school Christmas specials.

She accepted her awards for God and and the Gays.
Not to be outdone though, Kanye West managed to make a TOTAL fool of himself again. When Taylor Swift accepted best female video award, Kanye rushed the stage grabbed her mic, cut her off and lectured the crowd about how BeyoncĂ©'s video for "Single Ladies" should have won. Poor Taylor didn’t get to finish her speech, but in a NICE moment, Beyonce made it up to her when she won the Video of the Year prize later on in the night. She stepped aside and invited Taylor to come up onstage and finish her prepared remarks, which she did.

Later last night, Kanye apologized on his blog...
"I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I'M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT. I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I'M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!
Idiot.

PS- The MJ tribute was awesome too…with Madonna (until Madonna began scolding the world for “abandoning” him).

PSS- NO Britney shows. Saw the New Moon and “This is It” trailers – both great.
MEGAN FOX DUMB AS A ROCK
Member a week ago I mentioned that Megan Fox called Transformer’s director Michael Bay Hitler and Napoleon? Well, 3 crew members were fed up with her trashing their boss, so they wrote a letter on the movie’s blog - saying how AWFUL she was/is to work with. “The unbearable time of watching her try to act, she’s ungracious, grumpy, thankless, classless and graceless, she is DUMB as a rock”.
Well…I have a Megan Fox quote, you tell me if she’s dumb: “I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally BLANKED in my toilet and didn’t flush.”
TV IS BACK!
Today, we can say we are officially in the thick of season premieres on TV. Today, Oprah is back for season 24 with a 2 part back to back Whitney Houston interview (ps, she says it’s the BEST interview she has EVER done). Later today, we have The Dr Oz Show, One Tree Hill, Gossip Girl and finally Jay Leno is back with his new show – 8pm in Alberta, with Jerry Seinfeld, Jay Z and NO desk. Very chill atmosphere apparently.

Friday, September 11, 2009

PAULA WEIGHS IN...

Paula Abdul was reached for comment - regarding Ellen Degeneres taking over on Idol. Basically, she "wishes her well, nothing but the best". Translation: I WANT TO FIRE MY MANAGER!!

CSI THE EXPERIENCE

Road trip anyone? CSI The Experience is opening in Las Vegas - at the MGM Grand. Pick a crime scene, analyze the clues and solve the case! (don't worry, it's not real corpses).

IN THEATRES TODAY

Sorority Row - Audrina Patridge and Rumer Willis (in other words, OSCARS here we come)!

Whiteout- filmed in WINNIPEG - made to look like Antarctica! (note: they used mashed potatoes as snow!)


Thursday, September 10, 2009

ELLEN IS IN THE BUILDING!

OFFICIALLY NAMED THE NEW JUDGE ON AMERICAN IDOL!!

Apparently times are tough, ppl needing to get 2 jobs, like ELLEN!! She is OFFICIALLY the new judge on American Idol. She’s THRILLED to get the gig, has watched EVERY single episode since it started, so it’s her dream job come true. She also said – think of all the money I’ll save from not having to text in my vote. Q- will she help? (she mentioned she’ll be judging “for the people, as someone who buys music”). (still keeps her day job until at least 2014, in 2007 she had a net worth of $65 million)

IZZIE IS ADOPTING!

Katherine Heigl from Grey’s Anatomy is adopting a 10 month old baby from Korea, named Nayleigh, Leigh for short. She’s doing it, because her sister Meg is also adopted. Nicole Richie also had a baby yesterday, a boy named Sparrow James Midnight Madden. Sounds like Midnight Madness!

BREAKUP ALERT!

Dancing with the stars pros - Karina Smirnoff and Maksim Chmerkovsky have called their engagement. Karina’s rep has indeed confirmed this. She’ll now move into the arms of Aaron Carter (Sept 21)…

YOUR FALL FIX...

PS- Tonight, you have football (it’s back!) Steelers and Titans, you also have The Vampire Diaries - Brought to you by Kevin Williamson, creator or DAWSON’S CREEK and the SCREAM movies! (massive amounts of fog and brooding).

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

LET DOWN YOUR LOCKS!

Did you know that today is National Real Hair Day. Tyra Banks is proclaiming that in order to get back to her roots for HER season premiere today, she is coming to the show, STRAIGHT out of the shower. "No weaves, no wigs, no tracks, no clip-ins, no clip-ons JUST her real hair”.

FALL TV IS BACK!

Also premiering today The View (with a whole bunch of guest co-hosts), 90210, Melrose Place is back, and Brothers- retired NFL star Michael Strahan plays... a retired NFL star who is summoned back home to visit his ailing dad (Carl Weathers from Rocky).

OPRAH HALTS TRAFFIC!

Well it wouldn’t be Oprah unless she’s doing something BIG. Today, she’s shutting down a portion of Michigan Avenue in Chicago so the Black Eyed Peas, Jennifer Hudson and Criss Angel can perform. – All for her season premiere – next Monday. Apparently there’s also a mystery box hanging along the avenue- we won’t find out what’s in it until then.

THE GLOVE

Michael Jackson’s white glove, the glove sold in an auction yesterday for $48,400. The winning bid came from Warwick Stone, who works for the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Vegas.

Friday, September 4, 2009

MJ’s FUNERAL

70 days after he died, Michael Jackson was finally laid to rest last night. 200 guests arrived, then 90 minutes later, the funeral started. (Feldman, Macaulay, etc). Gladys Knight sang- then after the service Michael's 5 brothers -- each wearing a red tie and a glove with one crystal on it -- carried his gold coffin into the mausoleum. The public won’t ever be allowed into the building, the closest you’d be able to get to the tomb is a stained glass re-creation of The Last Supper that appears near it.

WILL I AM…A DOLPHIN??

Will I Am from the BEP wants to try out for the Miami Dolphins. He’s not joking, he says "I always loved the game of American football...I'm sad that I never followed my football dreams...Lately I've been thinking, is it too late to do it now?” He then goes on to say he could outrun Reggie Bush and posted a video on his blog directed to the owner Stephen Ross saying - "Yo, Ross, this ain't no joke. I want to play. What's the worst that's gonna happen? I don't make the team...or I smoke your defense?" Will says the position he'd like is punt returner.

CHRIS FEUDS WITH…OPRAH??

Chris Brown is in a feud with…Oprah? Yep, it seems he’s pretty upset that she did that show about domestic violence, and made him the subject matter. He feels as though he has done a lot of stuff her like “going to Africa and performing at her school – and should have helped them out a little more”. Oprah didn’t like that so much so responded THROUGH her people to TMZ’s people saying “she’s appreciative that performed, but hopes he gets the counseling he needs. – don’t mess with Oprah dude.

KEANU’S BABY MAMA DRAMA

Keanu Reeves is in a little baby mama drama. A woman from Barrie Ontario- Karen Sala claims that Keanu could be the father to one of her 4 grown up children, so he's FINALLY agreed to a DNA test - probably because she is seeking MAJOR cash - $MILLIONS - and retro-active...um, did I mention the kids are over 20 now??

MAD MEN RENEWED

If you like the show Mad Men, this is good - it’s been renewed for a 4th season – season 3 just got started August 16th, so no end in sight anytime soon.

IN THEATRES TODAY:

Gamer -- This thriller is set in a futuristic world where video game players control prisoners in a real-life shooting game starring GERARD BUTLER's Kable. MICHAEL C. HALL, KYRA SEDGWICK and JOHN LEGUIZAMO also star. Rated R.

All About Steve -- SANDRA BULLOCK is a crossword puzzle writer who falls hard for a TV news cameraman and begins to stalk him. BRADLEY COOPER and THOMAS HADEN CHURCH also star in this romantic comedy. Rated PG-13.

Extract -- JASON BATEMAN plays Joel, the owner of a flavor extract factory who's eager to hook up with a new and beautiful employee. There's one small problem: he's married. His plan is to have a gigolo sleep with his wife so he won't feel guilty about cheating on her. MILA KUNIS, KRISTEN WIIG, BEN AFFLECK and J.K. SIMMONS also star in this comedy by Office Space director and King of the Hill creator MIKE JUDGE. Rated R.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

DJ AM’s 12 STEP MEMORIAL

DJ AM was buried yesterday afternoon at Hillside Memorial Park in West LA. The memorial service will be held today at the Hollywood Palladium, in the form of a “12 step meeting”. We ARE also hearing that his Mom just filed documents at an L.A. court saying he did NOT have a will. She'll be the main heir to his 3.5 million in property, $400,000 in assets and 2.9 million in debt.

MJ’s BURIAL

70 days after his death, MJ will be buried later today in Glendale California. The venue has changed so many times, it looks like it’ll now be at the Freedom Mausoleum at Forest Lawn Cemetery, beside Walt Disney and Larry from The Stooges. Only close friends and family are invited. Again, speculation about Jackson's whereabouts grew when the media lost track of his casket after his brothers carried it out of sight inside the arena. Though the family has not publicly confirmed where the body was taken,

TORI AND DEAN…NOT INN LOVE?

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott may be on the verge of a war...it's coming out in the latest Star Magazine that he only married her to get to her money. Well, her dad was Aaron Spelling and we hear that as he was on his death bed, Dean BEGGED Tori to not make him sign a prenup. They got married, Aaron died, Tori didn't get any of the half billion fortune, now he's stuck with her. We're EVEN hearing in 2005 when he was hired to work along side her in a Canadian made for TV movie- he fired off about 12 texts to his friend (a cop named Michael Olifurs), saying “Tori looks like she’s been hit by a truck, she looks like a horse”! – the word now is he’s staying with her until he can hook a bigger celeb.

MEGAN IS MARILYN?

Megan Fox is telling us she is schizophrenic. Although she hasn’t been officially diagnosed, she is convinced she shows symptoms of auditory hallucinations, paranoid delusions and social dysfunction. She’s also obsessed with studying the life of Marilyn Monroe and is convinced her life will end the same way. “I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.”

IZZIE IS LEAVING THE BUILDING

Katherine Heigl is leaving Grey’s Anatomy. Kind of. She’ll be taking a 5 episode hiatus so she can shoot the movie Life as We Know It. She’ll be “laid off” when Seattle Grace merges with another hospital. Not sure exactly WHEN that drama’s gonna go down...Grey’s is back Sept 24th.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

DJ AM WAS "PLANNING TO GO TO REHAB"

We’re hearing today that DJ AM was really struggling to maintain his sobriety, prior to Friday night when he “accidentally overdosed”, if that’s the cause. According to the NY Post, his “manager/sponsor” flew to NYC Thursday night to confront him. I guess Adam didn’t let him in, but I guess he DID witness him doing crack and taking pills (details shady). Adam also apparently, agreed to rehab as soon as the Friday night Vegas gig was finished…didn’t quite happen for him. People magazine is saying they found 8 undigested Oxycontin pills in his stomach…He’s been moved to California, funeral plans haven’t been revealed yet.

AVRIL ON IDOL

Avril Lavigne will be a guest judge on Idol. She’s actually going to be a co-judge with Katy Perry. She’s really little, maybe she’ll sit on Katy’s lap? No, they each get a day I guess, at the callbacks.

KELLY ON YOUR IPOD

Kelly Clarkson has her own iPhone app- It’s called Kelly Clarkson Open Mic App, basically you sing one of five songs from her new album into your ipod mic –Your performance is then scored according to pitch and rhythm and if you are REALLY REALLY good, you become eligible to win the chance to sing the song at Kelly's soundcheck during her upcoming fall tour.

TYRA BANKS NOT ENGAGED

First Iet me dispell a rumor: Tyra Banks is NOT engaged to her boyfriend. I didn't even know she HAD a bf, but his name is John Utendahl, he's 51 and is a MASSIVE biz tycoon...they THOUGHT she had a ring on her finger, she's saying it's her 10k gold high school class ring (Josten's)...

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

CHRIS BROWN SAYS “I MISSPOKE”

Chris Brown was interviewed by Larry King to be aired TOMORROW but CNN’s getting in on the hype and they’ve released a portion of it today –Chris in a baby blue bowtie saying he doesn’t remember anything about that night. Now – he’s going on record today saying IN that one hour interview, he was asked the same thing at least 5 times, answered about 4 times – yet they only used the 5th answer – the one where he said he didn’t remember. He’s saying he misspoke. “I take full responsibility for my actions. What I have to do now is to prove to the world that this was an isolated incident and that is not who I am and I intend to do so by my behavior now and in the future."

MAC SAYS NO WAY TO BLANKET!

Yesterday there were rumors that Macauly Caulkin was Blanket Jackson’s real Dad. Mac responds with "The inquiries are too preposterous for us to even acknowledge." – so I guess that’s a no?

MEGAN SAYS “I’M NOT HOT”

Megan Fox doesn’t think she’s hot. She gets REALLY honest in the October issue of Cosmo, quote, "I'm very confident in how I project my personality. But in terms of how I look, I'm completely, hysterically insecure. I'm self-loathing, introverted and neurotic." Oh by the way, she also sees new potential relationships are mind games so they don't know if I'm hitting on them or mocking them."

TONIGHT WATCH NCIS. SERIOUSLY.

You MIGHT want to watch NCIS, because this is apparently where they set the scene for the spinoff NCIS LA with Chris ODonnell and LL Cool J – starting Sept 22nd…