I AIN’T NO MONSTER!

Chris Brown has a message for his fans: he’s not a monster. Oh – and one more thing, he has a new album coming out. Chris basically made a low quality home video that he’s posted on YouTube – co-starring Bow Wow and Shaquille ONeal…speaking up against all the Rihanna allegations. Everybody that’s been haters, they’re just haters…all my real fans, I love you, I aint a monster, ps I have a new single dropping. You pretty much get the gist of it. Side note, Chris’s lawyer will be in court today to see if there is enough evidence to hold a trial.

THE VOTES HAVE BEEN VERIFIED

AT&T is blaming “a few overeager employees” for the mini-scandal surrounding the American Idol results. – yesterday, I told you how AT&T employees helped winner KRIS ALLEN fans in Arkansas vote by power texting at viewing parties - -but no one did that for Adam Lambert. Well - AT&T has now confirmed that YES, it DID happen, that they got caught up in the enthusiasm of rooting for their hometown contestant, they brought a small number of demo phones with them and provided texting tutorials to those who were interested- but could not POSSIBLY have swayed the vote. Fox – is insisting the results are “fair, accurate and verified.

BUH-BYE GEORGE!

Well if you’ve been following Grey’s Anatomy you’ll know that George O’Malley and Izzie Stevens BOTH looked like they were on death’s door in the finale. Well…if my sources are correct, TR Knight/George will NOT be coming back in the fall…that in fact getting hit by the bus did do him in. Some are saying he did NOT get along with the show creator Shonda Rhimes…she hates him, he hates her, so basically let’s kill him off. NO word on “Izzie”.

QUICK! GO PEE NOW!

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