EDWARD CULLEN INTERCEPTS A TAXI

Robert Pattinson was just hit by a car, but HE IS OK. REPEAT, EDWARD CULLEN IS OK. He was crossing the street in Manhattan with his bodyguards to avoid a swarming mess of crazy fans and he got hit by a taxi. He’s fine (he’s a vampire DUH)


JON AND KATE NOT GREAT...AT ALL

Ratings have plunged 70% since the Season Premiere of Jon and Kate – no surprise they’re making an announcement Monday night. TLC won’t reveal the details but reports show they’re already separated and lawyers have been contacted…show will probably finish too. I’ve also read that if you want the same haircut as Kate – the frosted, chunk-striped, bi-level, reverse mullet weave, you can go to Diane's Hair Design in Pennsylvania.


DAVID'S DAD IN DEEP

Member little sweet David Archuleta- runner up on last year's American Idol? Well his Dad James Jeffrey Archleta is in HOT WATER…The report is that Mr Archuleta was cited in a prostitution sting at a Midvale, Utah massage parlor. His lawyers are claiming that Archie's dad had gone to the parlor to get treatment for his back and was not involved in any naughty behavior. Story still developing...