LENO ON OPRAH TODAY

Ok Jay Leno is on Oprah today. Can I tell you what I am MOST excited about with his show leaving? He’ll get his desk back and we won’t have to look at his crotch region with awkward socks. Is it that guys typically don’t really know how to sit?? Do you not feel comfy crossing your legs?

Oh PS, something he WILL talk about today, is how he's learned to deal with all of the jokes made by other late-night hosts. He says "It's like being a fighter, and say when you got punched in the head, did it hurt? Well, yeah, but you're a fighter, that's what you do."

MOVE OVER TRISTA AND RYAN!

Jason meets Melissa. Jason picks Melissa, Jason dumps Melissa and picks Molly. Jason marries Molly. The End. Yup, move over Trista and Ryan, we are about to see "The Bachelor: Jason and Molly's Wedding" is set to air March 8.

Guest list to include past "Bachelor" and "Bachelorette" participants.

KATY WANTS SIMON

So did you see Katy Perry on Idol – major TUDE. Well, rumor swirling that she’d give up her career if they offered her Simon’s job. God I hope this doesn’t happen.

ADAM'S UNDIES FOR SALE!

How much do you spend on new undies? $10? Wanna buy Adam Lambert’s? Yah. He has put his underwear that Ellen gave him on e-Bay to raise money for Haiti. You have about 8 days left, last time I checked there were 29 bids and they’re up to $3150.