LINDSAY’S A HOARDER

Lindsay Lohan is a hoarder. HOARDER. Cameras were (for the first time) let into her house and we see some pretty disturbing stuff (it’ll be on the insider). Almost a thousand pairs of shoes, heaping piles of clothes, bags, I’ll post the pic of just the shoes on the blog. Oh, you’ll also learn that Lindsay wants her own show, just like the View, but geared towards teens, because she can relate to young girls. Will this fly?

PAM AND HER COCONUTS

Pam Anderson, Dancing With the Stars. YEP…She’s really wanted ot be on the show, they really wanted her on the show, so let’s look for Pam in all her glory on March 22nd. We’ll find out who else made it, during the season finale of the Bachelor, March 1st.

MADGE AND HER COCONUTS

Do we think Madonna looks GOOD for 51? How about Demi Moore or Matthew McConnaughey? Well, wanna know their secret to the fountain of youth? Coconut water. Made from the clear juice of young, green coconuts. She replaced COFFEE with it and sunk 1.5 million into it – VitaCoco is what we all want. Lowers cholesterol, boosts your metabolism and immune system.

RUSSELL SAYS CLOTHING OPTIONAL!

Russell Brand has some VERY interesting ideas for his wedding to Katy Perry. He’d like clothing to be optional, for everyone. They haven’t set a date, ppl are now placing bets as to if it’s even real, or a giant publicity stunt.
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