THANKS DAD!

Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Michael just did an interview with Radar online and told them she's NOT on crack, she's addicted to prescription medication. He wouldn’t say which ones but says they’ve taken over her life. “You know why Lindsay’s not acting in feature films right now? Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that’s grown because of the prescription drugs. When you hug her she’s like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way-in a bad way. (technically now, the police are obligated to investigate).

GAGA ON GOSSIP?

Lady Gaga will be on Gossip Girl…she’ll play herself, but no one seems to know how she’ll fit into the upper east side. Tyra Banks and Hilary Duff are also now kinda on the show…it’s becoming a regular 30 Rock for guest stars.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICH MAN!

Today is Simon Cowell’s actual 50th birthday, member that big blowout bash he had over the weekend? Well, I just found out they served alphabet soup…that spelled out SIMON. Oh and the soiree cost over a million. Far cry from pin the tail on the donkey!

WHAT THE?!?!

NCIS has just broken a record. Even though they were on different nights, more ppl watched THAT than Sunday night football. (NCIS 21 million, football 18). NCIS LA came in 3rd place with 17 million, making those 2 shows, the TOP scripted shows on TV – MORE ppl watching than Grey’s Anatomy, Desperate Housewives and CSI. Perhaps we’re all missing something!