Friday, December 11, 2009

TIGER UPDATE TODAY!

Your Tiger update for today – a now out of business escort service revealed that Tiger Woods was one of their biggest clients. For the last few years he would spend 30 to 40 thousand dollars each time, communicating by text and picking college cuties. The story continues.

JON G BANNED!

I think our prayers have been answered. A judge has officially banned Jon Gosselin from making media appearances, from TODAY until April 2010. Oh, ok so it’s almost 5 months of peace. This is all because he tried to sue TLC then they tried to sue him. So we’re good? No more JG. Oh and Kate got a new hairdo, looks like the back of the reverse spike mullet is now laying flat. For now.


OPRAH AND HER NEW BFF'S!

Sunday night on ABC, Oprah will hang with her new BFF’s the Obama’s, Christmas At The White House: An Oprah Primetime Special.