CHRIS BROWN SENTENCED

Chris Brown was formally sentenced yesterday, to 5 years probation for his assault on Rihanna. He must ALSO perform 6 months of community labor in Virgina, spend 52 weeks in a domestic violence program, pay $3000 in fines and fees and finally, the L.A. judge issued a protective order, he has to stay 100 yards away from Rihanna until August 25th, 2014, unless they're at an entertainment event, then it's 10 yards. Apparently Chris came forward and admitted there had been 2 other related incidents with Rihanna, last year in Eyurope and one in Barbados, but he really wants to change and be a better person.

BEST BODS OF 09

We're going to talk the BEST Summer Bodies of 09. They’ve been ranked – and in order of BEST to WORST: Taylor Lautner (Jacob on Twilight), Zac Efron, Hugh Jackman and Will Smith. NICE WORK GUYS!

PAULA’S NEW GIG

Paula Abdul got her first gig post Idol - she'll be the HOST of VH-1 Divas, September 17th. A live show, featuring Mariah, Whitney, Celine, Aretha, Tina, Beyonce- then new Divas Kelly Clarkson, Jordin Sparks, Miley Cyrus. Think Paula can pull off a live show where she's standing?!

DAMON GAINS, LEO LOSES

While Matt Damon is gaining 40lbs for a movie, Leonardo DiCaprio is LOSING 40lbs for a movie - He's going on a massive crash diet all for his new film, Inception: Apparently there's an action scene in the movie in which he needs to appear emaciated by December, so the pressure is on. Oh – ps, he said he’s doing it carefully, and not enjoying ONE it bit! Somehow getting 20 million dollars would change things, don’t you think?

BACHELORETTE’S GONE WILD!

This week’s US Weekly, Mike (the baseball camp owner from Jillian’s season) is now dating Natalie – the bitchy party girl from Jason’s season. Michael the breakdancer is now dating Holly – the blonde from The Bachelor: London calling – app they are in love – then Lindsay – Ed’s ex *the one that all these rumors are floating around, is now dating Kevin – who is Bachelor ANDREW’s former roommate. IS ANYONE ELSE CONFUSED?!?!