McSTEAMY’S SEX TAPE??

McSteamy has a sex tape. Well, wait, let’s back up. Eric Dane, his wife Rebecca Gayheart and a former Playboy model, found themselves in the middle of an Internet scandal yesterday- apparently there’s something floating around, no one is suing, apparently it’s quite harmless…Google it, you WILL see his bum cheeks only.

MJ BURIAL SLASH BIRTHDAY

Looks like Michael Jackson will be buried at Forest Lawn cemetery in LA on August 29th -- the same day he would have turned 51.

SHE’S TINY, SHE’S CANADIAN…SHE’S JUDGIN!

Let’s get back on the American Idol who will be a judge train – I need you to guess. She’s TINY, she’s CANADIAN…Shania Twain! According to People magazine, she’s is in talks to appear at the Chicago auditions August 30th and 31st. They are REALLY auditioning these ladies. Now, on the Paula front, talks have intensified, she doesn’t want to change her asking price of $10 million, so now they’re trying to come up with a creative way to keep her…one possible solution is to limit her to the live shows only, that way, Fox’s original offer could stand, but Paula wouldn’t have to work or travel as much.

IN STORES/ON DVD

Hannah Montana the Movie, Gossip Girl Season 2 and The Simpson’s Season 12, The Last House on the Left, Dexter: The Third Season, Dirty Sexy Money: The Complete and Final Second Season.