THAT’S FINE SWEETIE, NOW GO CASH THAT BIG CHECK FOR DADDY!

Go ahead, you can judge Miley Cyrus for pole dancing at the Teen Choice Awards earlier this month, but her daddy evidently approved of the performance. Are we surprised that Billy Ray doesn't seem too concerned, he said, "I always tell her to love what you're doing and stay focused on the love of the art”. That’s right. Pole dancing. ART.

MJ BURIAL DATE MOVED

Michael Jackson may not be buried on his birthday after all – his Dad Joe is saying it’ll be 2 days later on August 31st, because the family still has matters to tend to before the private service is held.

JON AT JACK DANIELS

Jon Gosselin has been complaining about how he doesn’t have any money – but today’s news is that he just bought a present for his 23 yr old girlfriend Hailey Glassman. He went to Jack Daniels Motors car dealership in Upper Saddle River, NJ, on August 11 to pick out a “sporty but safe car” for Hailey, settling on a $70,000 Porsche SUV. This kinda explains why he’s tipping off the paparazzi and then splitting the cash when the pictures sell. DIRTBAG.

IN THEATRES THIS WEEKEND

Inglourious Basterds -- In QUENTIN TARANTINO's latest film, BRAD PITT stars as a lieutenant who leads a group of Jewish American soldiers on a mission to eliminate the Nazis during World War Two. A woman whose family was killed by Nazis has a similar plan. ELI ROTH, CHRISTOPH WALTZ, MIKE MYERS and The Office actor B.J. NOVAK also star. Rated R.

Post Grad -- Former Gilmore Girls actress ALEXIS BLEDEL is a recent college grad without job prospects who's forced to move back home with her eccentric family. MICHAEL KEATON, CAROL BURNETT and JANE LYNCH also star. Rated PG-13.

Shorts -- An 11-year-old unpopular boy discovers a magical rainbow-colored rock that grants him wishes and causes chaos in his town. JON CRYER, WILLIAM H. MACY, LESLIE MANN and JAMES SPADER star. Rated PG.