Thursday, October 8, 2009

BAD TENTANT!

K-Fed is a very bad tenant. He trashed his rental house in Tarzana California. Not only does he owe 6 months of back rent but $110,661 in damages. Shall we discuss what he did?

- Gutters full of cigarette butts
- Window screens ripped and torn with exposed wiring all over the house
- A broken beer dispenser on the barbecue island
- Cracked pool
- Permanent spit marks on the outside of the house
- Dead trees and plants due to failure to water
- Drawings all over the walls
- Broken dishwasher with broken baskets
- Dismantled smoke detectors
- Master bathroom windows tinted (without owners permission)
- Oh and he stole the garage door opener.

I’m guessing he is not getting his security deposit back?

($36,000 a month from Britney, - spends $2,000 for food, $500-$800 a month on booze, $3,000 for body guards)

ELLEN MAKES DEMANDS

Here’s the latest Ellen on Idol update: apparently she’s made a list of demands for the staff…no uninvited hugging, kissing or touching by contestants. No posing for pictures and absolutely NO autographs. Ellen’s signed a 5 year deal with Idol…yet despite all this producers are delighted to have immense amount of warmth and compassion.

MMMMM, SMELLS LIKE EGO!

Wanna smell like Simon Cowell? You’re in luck, he’s launching a line of fragrances, just in time for the holidays! He’s expecting the aftershave will be the top seller…

LET'S GO ON ANOTHER VACATION!!

The Griswolds are going on another vacation! Vacation 5 is being made, this time Rusty Griswold is all grown up and takes his OWN family on the road...everyone will be in it though!

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