PAY UP JON!

Jon Gosselin has been ordered to return $180,000...by Oct 26th or appear before the judge in contemptive court. Kate said yesterday how excited she is to go back to being private, HE’S also saying she HID a million dollars- and I ask, how is he going to come up with $180,000 in 12 days??

ZACH IS ALIVE AND WELL

Oh the Internet. First let’s clear something up. Zach Braff from Scrubs is NOT dead. Earlier this week, a BLOGGER said he was…but Zack posted a video on Youtube…alive and well, shooting a new scene for the show. He said when he DOES go though, he wants co-star Donald Faison to perform an R&B version of "Wind Beneath My Wings" at his funeral.

SOMEONE LEAVING HEROES

Someone from Heroes though, will be. A male, an original cast member, and someone so recognizable, people who don't even know the show that well will be surprised he's killed off.

MEET THE NEW BACHELOR!

Oh and Jake the Pilot is OFFICIALLY the New Bachelor. The nicest guy on the planet…I’m already taking bets when he’ll snap.

WHAT HAPPENED TO BUYING A PURSE?

Fergie might buy the Miami Dolphins. Yes, according to reports, NFL owners this week approved her as a potential minority owner in the team…as long as Stephen Ross, Marc Anthony, Gloria Estefan and Jimmy Buffet say yes. So… does this mean Will I Am will get to play after all??