JON-KATE+ OCTOMOM

This might officially take the cake. If rumors are true, Jon Gosselin is planning to go on a date with "Octomom" Nadya Suleman as part of their new reality show together. The father of eight has agreed to date the mother of 16 as part of a new show entitled Jon - Kate = Jon + Octomom. Cameras will follow Gosselin as he, quote, "contemplates what hooking up with Octomom could really be like." TRAIN WRECK, but would we watch??

CHASTITY....CHAZ

CHER's daughter, Chastity Bono is now a man/a son. She officially went through gender re-assignment surgery and says his outsides are finally starting to match his insides. 2 part interview starting tonight on Entertainment Tonight CHAZ talks about everything…almost everything. Cher supports him… Now has facial hair, which he now has to shave once a week- got shaving stuff for his birthday…

MEGAN GETS BUSTED

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are used to being hit on -- not hit. But the robbers who they THINK broke into Lindsay's house, then Paris’s house, ALSO may have been the same peeps that broke into Megan Fox's house. They took Brian Austin Green's recreational gun and her Tshirts. That’s a glittery robber!

DH GETS AN EXTENSION

If you LOVE Desperate Housewives you’ll be happy to know it just signed a 2 yr extension, looks like it’ll go to at LEAST season 9.