DUSTIN THE DORK

Dustin Diamond (Screech) wrote a tell all book…yes, another memoir called Behind The Bell – pretty gritty. Goes on sale Tuesday but I have some snippets. He said Mark Paul Gosselaar (Zack) used steroids and put on 25lbs in a month, that everyone did drugs on set (even though he didn’t see it), that Mario Lopez (AC Slater) slept with everyone he could and they made Tiffani Thiessen lose weight. He also slams guest stars on the show- calling Fred Savage a douche nozzle and Neil Patrick Harris an a-hole. Mark-Paul Gosselaar denies all the allegations, telling Us Weekly, quote, "We weren't in rehab and Mr. Belding wasn't my crack dealer."

TWILIGHT INJURY?!?

First…don’t panic with what I’m about to tell you, he’s OK. Jackson Rathbone who plays Jasper Hale in Twilight had a bit of an accident on the set in Vancouver. He was rehearsing a fight scene, he hurt his hand, he went to the hospital, he is fine.

SETTLE IN - MAJOR SHOWS BACK!

Friday

Law & Order- 20th season
Ghost Whisperer- flashes 5 years into the future
Medium
Numb3rs
Brothers- Former football star and current Fox NFL analyst MICHAEL STRAHAN adds "sitcom actor" to his list of accomplishments. He plays a -- surprise, surprise -- retired NFL star who's forced to move home to his family, which includes a wheelchair-bound brother, in Houston.
Dollhouse
Smallville

Saturday

Saturday Night Live, 11:30 p.m.: Jennifer's Body actress MEGAN FOX hosts the 35th-season premiere of SNL, which features U2 as the musical guest.

Sunday

Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Desperate Housewives: Who is Mike Delfino's bride?
Brothers & Sisters
The Amazing Race
Cold Case
The Simpsons
The Cleveland Show
Family Guy
American Dad
Dexter
Californication