LET’S PLAN KEVIN’S BACHELOR PARTY!

Kevin Jonas has picked his best man/men – it’s Joe and Nick (DUH). Next on the list, is planning his bachelor party! It’ll be good clean fun, with friends and family. No Vegas, they want to go somewhere cooler and better. K let’s make a list -- Six Flags? The Mall of America, Disney? Lego Land? Sea World? Toys R Us, McDonald’s ball pit, Chuck E Cheese.

LOCKLEAR’S BACK!

Melrose alert, down another 21% in viewers…NO ONE is watching, so they anti’ed up the cash and have secured Heather Locklear to come back November 17th. I doubt it’ll even make it to then – they’re billing it as a MASSIVE comeback. We’ll see…

JT’S NEW GIG

Justin Timberlake just got a new gig – he’ll star in a movie called The Social Network…basically it tells the story of how Facebook got started. He’ll play Sean Parker, Napster’s co-founder and Facebook’s original president.

FED’S NEW GIG

Kevin Federline is massive…if you’ve seen pics lately, he’s put on a LOT of weight and some say he won’t stop gaining until someone pays him to lose it (rumors of a weight loss product endorsement deal) - Whether or not that’s happening, he has been cast in the new season of Celebrity Fit Club. Shar Jackson, one of his exes is on it too – along with Nicole Eggart from Charles in Charge/Baywatch. (2010)..

LINDSAY HEADED FOR MELTDOWN

Ted Cassablanca from E! Online is going on record to say that Lindsay Lohan was seen doing crystal meth IN the open, at a party, then had a total meltdown. He goes on to say, you’re getting so pathetic we’re not even bothering to make you a blind item for people to guess about. We’re this close to outing you (pretty sure they just did) thanks to your highly visible, most recent drug stunt. You used to have the potential to be a big player in Hollywood, but now at this rate, it won’t be much longer…

YOUR FALL FIX

So far, DWTS and House are the highest ranked fall shows. Lowest- Heroes and Jay Leno…Now- tonight for new shows: hospital drama number 5000 – Mercy, Also – Eastwick, Modern Family with Ed ONeill (Al Bundy from Married With Children- this actually looks REALLY funny), Cougartown with Courtney Cox Arquette. Returning shows- Criminal Minds and CSI NY are back.