ELLEN VS PAULA?

We may have a war on our hands. Who hasn’t spoken since January 10th, 2007. Who also said the following: “We’re giving you free airtime to promote that junk you sell on QVC and you show up an hour late, how can you be so thoughtless”? Ellen Degeneres/Paula Abdul! Apparently back in 07, Paula was on Ellen, she showed up late and when the taping was finished, Ellen ripped into her backstage. Paula ran to her dressing room sobbing saying how mean Ellen was. Despite all the reports that Paula was so happy for Ellen’s Idol news, a source tells US Weekly that’s NOT the case. DO WE BUY THIS?

WHO ARE YOU WEARING?

People Magazine Best/Worst dressed issue out tomorrow: Taylor Swift wins for Best Sparkle, Beyonce Best Street. Best Men: The Brad’ s- Pitt and Bradley Cooper, Robert Pattinson *cuz Vampires ALWAYS dress well. Fashion rebels: Lady Gaga and MOST memorable: Jessica Simpson’s mom jeans and Kate Gosselin’s hair. WHAT WOULD YOU WIN FOR?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICKY!

Nick Jonas turned 17 yesterday- the bonus Jonas Frankie (little bro) gave him a piano and a ping pong table…SWOON! (haha!)

DANCING WITH THE STARS HONOR PATRICK SWAYZE

Patrick Swayze’s influence on pop culture will be felt on Dancing with the Stars next week. According to multiple reports, the competition's live results show on September 23rd will include a dancing tribute inspired by Swayze's performance as dance instructor Johnny Castle in the classic 1987 film Dirty Dancing.

PINK GOES OUCH!

PINK has separated her shoulder, but that's not stopping her or her Funhouse tour. She posted on Twitter: quote, "It kinda feels like 50 angry invisible demon fairies are stabbing me."

JAY Z RULES

Well JayZ has just topped Elvis. His new CD The Blueprint 3 marks his 11th number one album, Elvis had 10. His next goal? To beat The Beatles, they had 19. Beyonce, in a little hot water, with Abercrombie & Fitch. They’re suing her for calling her new perfume I told you about yesterday. They have a fierce. She can’t have a fierce too.

TV TIME!

PS- Congrats to chicken catcher Kevin Skinner, he won a million dollars and a Vegas contract last night on America’s Got Talent. Tonight Survivor is back for the 19th time, so is Fringe, Parks and Recreation, The Office, and a new comedy with Chevy Chase called Community.