WHO'S COMING OUT?

BIG NEWS- People magazine has the exclusive on a celebrity who will be coming out on the May 5th cover, followed by a press tour of several major talk shows, including The View. Who could it be? Their tipsers claim that publicist Howard Bragman is behind the coming out party – he’s orchestrated similar “outings” for other celebs (including Chastity Bono turning into Chaz). I bet it’s Anderson Cooper, Kevin Spacey, JC Chasez from NSYNC, Queen Latifah- and has a movie hitting theatres May 14th.

BRET MICHAELS SETBACK

Bret Michaels has suffered a setback in his recovery from the brain hemorrhage. A side effect known as hyponatremia, in which a lack of sodium in the body can lead to seizures. On the bright side, he’s in really good spirits and is responding well to tests and treatments, so they’re hopeful. Weeks to months… they will release additional information on Monday.

MAYER THE TWITTER QUITTER

John Mayer is canceling his Twitter account – which has 3 million followers. He thinks it’s OVER and everyone should just move on with their lives. I’m also hearing though, that he is having a hard time focusing because everyone hates him and the only real reason we Tweet is to seek other’s approval. He can’t take it anymore because no one’s laughed at him. Oh John.

ANOTHER SMURF CASTING

Pee Wee Herman/Paul Reubens has been just been cast as Jokey Smurf in the upcoming live action/computer animated 3D movie The Smurfs. Let’s add him to the growing list that includes Neil Patrick Harris, George Lopez, Quentin Tarantino and Katy Perry.