SJP IS ALIVE AND WELL

The latest celebrity death hoax-Sarah Jessica Parker dying in a fiery car crash yesterday. NO PEREZ HILTON, she did not. They’re considering pressing charges against him.

JUST WHAT JESSE NEEDS, MORE CONTROVERSY

Things keep getting worse for Jesse James. The latest is in US Weekly, Jesse wearing a German soldier’s cap posing as Adolf Hitler making a Nazi salute. I guess this is what you do when you party with a group of people after hours in your garage. Yah, it’s probably a good thing he’s in rehab- PS for 45 days minimum.

TIGER WAS A "CHEAPSKATE"?

New Vanity Fair article on Tiger Woods – some saying the most accurate to date. In it, it goes into great detail about his gambling habits, spending habits some say UBER cheap to all his girlfriends. According to ONE of them, the most elaborate thing he bought her was a chicken wrap from Subway (containing less than 5g of fat). It goes on to say that his best friend brokered all the deals and even tried to get Tiger to stop hanging out with Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley- bad influences. Finally, it kinda outs his late father as being a pretty heavy drinker.

(May issue of VF)

GAGA IS ACTUALLY...NORMAL?

Musicians can ask for anything they want on their concert rider. If you had to guess, would you think Lady Gaga’s is NORMAL? Surprisingly, the most exotic item listed – hummus and pita bread and a whole roast chicken. Oh she does get specific with the cheese plate though, it can’t be sweating.