Author Stephenie Meyer has written a TWILIGHT spinoff! June 5th, it’s called The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner. Now the NOVELLA, tells a story from the point-of-view of Bree, a young member of Victoria’s evil newborn vampire army that’s featured in Eclipse. It’s set during the plotting of the attack on Edward and Bella. OMG OMG. – K so the profits will aid Haiti and Chile (if you buy it), but Stephenie said you can read it for free for the first month on BreeTanner.com. (Eclipse June 30th).
LINDSAY'S OBITUARY READY?
Ok, I KNOW we have a Lindsay Lohan ban happening right now, but I wouldn’t be doing my job as Lois Lane if I didn’t say this. Some of the world’s biggest wire services released yesterday that they’ve prepared for the worst. They have Lindsay’s obituary written and ready to go. – Typically it’s done for stars in their 70’s – like Regis Philbin. Journalist Rob Shuter said they completely scrambled for Heath Ledger and Brittany Murphy, but they’re SUPER concerned for Lindsay.
JESSE TO REHAB
Jesse James update: Looks like he’s checked into rehab. Not sure if it’s for sex, or drugs or alcohol or the combo pack. His camp however, still maintains that 80% of ALL OF THIS TABLOID FRENZY is pure fiction.
#12DaysOfYeah - Day 10
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