I HAVE AN IDEA...LET'S ORDER A STUN GUN!
Did you hear about the stun gun incident in the Jackson mansion? Well, Jermaine’s 13 yr old son Jaafar ordered a stun gun online. Then, he tested the stun gun on a piece of paper…but the original plan, was they bought the stun gun to stun Blanket – Michael’s youngest kid!!! (WHO IS 8). It’s now been taken away and reports are that the kids didn’t get to Blanket and didn’t even really get to play with their new toy.
Needless to say the LA County Department of Children and Family Services is investigating it all. Ok – I have questions. Can you order a stun gun online – like a George Foreman? PS- there are over 14 of them living in the house, they're bound to get up to some crazy antics!
KATE DANCES, JON STRIPS
While Kate Gosselin is having a dance studio built in her basement (for DWTS – which ps she’s getting $100,000 for), her ex Jonny boy is trying to appear in Playgirl. I know. He’s attempted, and sadly, they’re sorta considering it, but they’d only give him $20,000 – saying it’d be more of a novelty than an actual sexy shoot." Ouch.
AVRIL IN WONDERLAND
Avril Lavigne is pretty excited, her clothing line Abbey Dawn is teaming up with Disney to release a limited edition collection inspired by the movie Alice in Wonderland. March 5th, same day the movie opens. Mmm, I just looked at the clothes. Hoodies that say Shrink Me and pinstriped twill shorts with suspenders.
WILL IT BE A 3 HOUR MOVIE?
OMG guess what’s becoming a movie. Gilligan’s Island. Who on earth would be cast? Fat white guy Skipper, skinny goof for Gilligan, the professor could be George Clooney. The Howell’s – Meryl Streep?
OPRAH GETS CHATTY
It’s Oprah central today, first she’ll ask Jessica Simpson – “How do you feel about what John Mayer said about you”…then tonight O has her pre-Oscar special where instead of Oprah interviewing the stars, the stars interview each other. OOOOHHH...Rich famous people in their natural habitat.
#12DaysOfYeah - Day 12
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