CONAN HAS JOB OPTIONS!

Since the whole Conan/Leno debacle, Conan’s viewership has increased by 42%, Jay’s hasn’t changed. Also, if Conan doesn’t go to Fox, he can work at the mall. When Conan was 22, he applied to work at Mrs Field’s Cookies, but sadly didn’t receive a call back. President of the company Jon Kauch, has officially announced that it was a huge oversight in talent recruitment and that they’re offering Conan his choice of working at any of its 300 locations nationwide.

GOSSELIN TO TRY ANYTHING!

Kate Gosselin may be getting a new show on TLC. A show, that has her quote, "trying different jobs and tasks and showing how she performs in the different environments."The show will also have a quote, "interactive component" to it.

WILL PAULA BE BY SIMON’S SIDE?

More on Simon Cowell’s X Factor coming to the states – the latest buzz is that Paula will be once again by his side, as a judge. When asked, he’s saying – “You’ll have to wait and see” – which pretty much translates to “You can count on it”. Do we care?

KATY AND AVRIL ARE POPPIN!

Katy Perry and Avril Lavigne just got a new gig. They’re going to start selling ProActive Solution, the world’s best pimple fighting regimen. Later this month, we’ll see one-minute, two-minute and 30-second ads launching later this month. Why them? They’re not even hiding it- it was for the CASH. MILLIONS apparently. Do they even have skin issues?

FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF? AGAIN!?!

Matthew Broderick has given Hollywood bosses the green light to remake his classic movie "Ferris Bueller's Day Off," but doesn't want any involvement in it.